What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
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