What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
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Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What's the most masculine animal?
What animal has the most fun?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why are books always so angry?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
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