What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What is the color of the wind?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why do cows wear bells?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
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