What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?