What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why is money so stubborn?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Where do books sleep?