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What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?