What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

How does a squid go into battle?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?