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What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What animal loves a baseball game?