Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?