What's the most athletic footwear?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What's the loudest sport?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

How much does freedom weigh?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Which animal should never work for the government?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.