In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Which animals make the best football players?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What's the loudest Christmas song?