How do baseball players always stay cool?
They sit near their fans.
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
That bird won't stop squawking.
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