I'm not a bad putter.

How does cardboard get its workout in?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why are winter days great?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?