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My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

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How did the coach get his quarterback?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What says: oom oom oom?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What time of day was Adam created?

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What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?