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Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What is the strongest animal?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

How does a barber get to work?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?