Where do cows go for lunch?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

When does a horse talk?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?