What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why was the cat so small?

What games do ants play with elephants?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What is blue and not heavy?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?