Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

When do cows get tired?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?