Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

How expensive is swimming with sharks?