To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why are fish such good architects?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?