Why are books always so angry?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What do you call a tired tree?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?