What animal has 20/20 vision?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Which singer could always break a five?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?