Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Because all the cows have horns.
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
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