What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

How much does freedom weigh?