What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
How do fish watch TV shows?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why are winter days great?
How much does freedom weigh?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
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