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A water baa-ttle.
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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
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Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
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