What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What says: oom oom oom?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do Scottish toads play?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
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