What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
The museum curator needed a break.
How do locomotives know where to go?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why is money so stubborn?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
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