What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

How does a cow do math?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?