What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
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