How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
They put it on paws.
Someone stole all my lamps.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
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