What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Where was Noah born?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What is an archer's favorite store?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?