What do trees keep as a pet?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Which insect is the smartest?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?