What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?