How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
They put it on paws.
What do you give a sick pig?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What bird is losing its hair?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
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