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Where do hands go on vacation?

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How do scientists grow fruit?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

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What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What is a mouse's favorite game?