What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
A wildfire.
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
How did the tree get lost?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What animal loves Indian food?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
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