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A wildfire.
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What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
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What animal could Noah not trust?
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Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
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