Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What's a forklift?

Why was the horse so happy?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?