What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?