What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?