What's a cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice!
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
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