Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?