Why did the fish blush?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?