What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

How do you make a cow float?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?