What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why was the dog overweight?

What do ducks get after they eat?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why are cars magic?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

How can you farm during the winter?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?