What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What birds make average students?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?