What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

How much money does a skunk have?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?