What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
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