What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the sickly elevator say?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is the wealthiest fish?
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