What's a goose's favorite book?
Moby Duck.
Which of the Lost Boys⢠is the best cook?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What did Snow Whiteâ˘ď¸ call her chicken?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What's a UPSÂŽ driver's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
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