What's a goose's favorite book?
Moby Duck.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which animal will never go bald?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Can February March?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
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