What's a goose's favorite book?
Moby Duck.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
How did groundhogs get their name?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
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