What's a goose's favorite book?
Moby Duck.
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What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
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