My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What superpower do all middle children have?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Why was the bee sad?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What is a cow's dream job?

The museum curator needed a break.