What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why are stones so good at music?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why are puppies so flexible?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?