What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why are all priests fit?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?