What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What tea do footballers drink?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why was the dog so popular?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?