How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why do two skunks argue?