What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Which relative loves rice?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What did the confused bee say?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

How much money does a skunk have?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?