What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What kind of books do boats write?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?