What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What's the loudest Christmas song?