Why was the cow afraid?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why are grandkids so great?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

How long will dinner be?