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What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?