Where do termites go camping?
A tented house.
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's the politest month?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
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