What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

How do you wash a lamb?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What is the definition of Robin?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?