What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Cardinals.
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What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
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Where does water do all its banking?
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Why did the cat go to medical school?
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When do ghosts love to go camping?
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