What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Cardinals.
How do fish watch TV shows?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
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