What do you do when two snails fight?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What do you call a handsome runner?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?