What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What do bees chew?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?