Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why is a computer so smart?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?