What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What season begins with a thud?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?