What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What kind of bird can write?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What's the most athletic footwear?