What do cows say when you milk them?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Which fly makes films?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?