What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why is money so stubborn?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Where do stars go to college?