Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
He got campfire-d.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
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