What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why are baseball players so good at math?