What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What was the first animal in space?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?