How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?