Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why do two skunks argue?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What are you studying in math?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?