What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?