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Well-armed.
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What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
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Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
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