How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
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