What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why do vampires always look sick?