Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?