Why are billionaires such good parents?
Because they're never taxed.
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
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