Why are billionaires such good parents?
Because they're never taxed.
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Where would you put an injured insect?
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