Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why was the bunny upset?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?