Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What game does chlorine never lose?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Families are like fudge.