Which animals make the best football players?

What stories are told by basketball players?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What did the painter say to the wall?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

How does the sun listen to music?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Where do ants go to eat?

What day of the week do chickens hide?