What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What game do bats excel at?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why are cars magic?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?