Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What do bees say in the summer?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What is the loneliest cheese?