Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why was the horse so happy?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What's the friendliest pen?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
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