Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
How do snowmen get information?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
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