Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?