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What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

How do fireflies start a race?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why do cows go to New York?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?