What do you call an Irish spider?

What do you call a short cow?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Which baseball player do fish root for?