What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why did electricity win the race?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Where does breakfast live?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What's the laziest vegetable?