How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

How does a barber get to work?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?