What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What part of a football field is never the same?