Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What animal loves Indian food?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What farm animal is best at karate?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?