What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What does winter fat turn into?