What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What day do hands always go to church?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?