What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?