Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?