Which subject has two parts?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What is another name for a cow?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What tea do footballers drink?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?