What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Granny Smith!
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What siblings are always sad?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
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