What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why don't eggs tell jokes?