Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?