Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Which is the worst season?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?