What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?