How do you compliment a cat?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What day is your mom always right?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?