Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why do math teachers love March?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What do bees say in the summer?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.