I'm not a bad putter.

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Bears love exotic cars.

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?