Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why is furniture so generous?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What bird is always sad?