Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What do you call hiking college students?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?