Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why are all priests fit?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?