What's the slowest 5k?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?