What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What kind of water do fireworks like?